搞笑中式英语~笑死了
搞笑中式英语~笑死了 （新人发帖，多多支持）
1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎幺是你，怎幺老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
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小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！
20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my? ?face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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补充：
People mountain and people sea.
人山人海
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seven up eight down
七上八下
no three no four
做早操:do morning f*ck
做课间操:do class between f*ck
一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
800块， 吃你的，住你
