流行校园BBS幽默
1、有次等公共汽车时,开过去一辆宝马,旁边一位高人对他身边的人说:"看,刚过去那辆就是IBM."
1, there are second-class bus, opened in the past a BMW, Gao Ren right next to a person close to him said: "Look, just in the past retro is IBM."
2、我一朋友在联通实习,一天,一老头走近来,劈头盖脸就来句"给我办张移动卡,好吧?"然后我那朋友头也不抬的就来句："师傅,有人来砸场子!"
2, I have a friend Unicom internships, one day, a old man approached, the about face, they use words, "Let me do Cheung mobile cards, right?" and then my friend Touyebutai's on to sentence: "Master, it was Laiza wherever he goes!"
3、同事去见客户,可能是紧张,一开口便是:"刘先生你好,请问你贵姓啊?"汗啊~~~~~~
3, co-workers went to see the client, perhaps is tight one to yell out: "Mr Lau Hello, may I ask you your name ah?" Khan ah ~~~~~~
4、以前地理老师是个男的,特别暴力,谁一说话或走神上来就是一拳,但不打女生,有个新的女生不知道,还以为男女平等,有一次她上课偷着看漫画,被地理老师发现了,走到她面前来,还没任何表示,这女同学先吓的小脸煞白,高呼：非礼啊~我们地理老师瀑布汗~~~~~~
4, previously was a male teacher of geography, in particular, violence, and who is a talk or walk is to punch up God, but do not fight girls, there's a new girl did not know, but also that the equality of the sexes, she was class Touzhuo read comics, have been Geography teacher found, and walked in front of her years, yet any indication that female students first, scared little face pale, shouted: indecent assault ah ~ we have a teacher of geography Falls Khan ~~~~~~
5、我同学说：我搁的洗衣粉太多了。另外一个问：什幺？你哥的媳妇儿太多了?
5, my classmate said: I shelved washing powder too much. Another Q: What? Your brother's young married woman too much?
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6、一日风大,自行车倒了一排,只听一同学边扶车边说:谁的奔驰压了我的马?!..
6, one-day wind, bicycle upside down in a row, just listen to a student while his mouth Rotary Car: Mercedes-Benz who pressed my horse ?!...
7、我以前打电话给男朋友他们宿舍,结果不是他接的,有点不好意思,就胡编了一个名字,说:"XX在幺?想假装找错人就完了~~对方迟疑了一下,说:你等等啊,我给你叫去!我当时就晕菜了!赶紧吓的把电话挂了!后来问男朋友,他说他们对面宿舍一男生叫我编的那名字~~~~
7, I used to call her boyfriend their quarters, the result is not He went on, and a little bit embarrassed, it Hubian a name, saying: "XX in the Mody? Zhaocuo Ren would like to pretend that the other party would be finished ~ ~ I hesitated a moment and said: You, and so, ah, I'll give you told them! I At that time, Yun Cai a! quickly scared hung up! Later he asked the boyfriend, he said they told me the opposite houses a series of boys in that name ~ ~ ~ ~
8、上次在国外,在街边看见一个做糕点卖的帅哥,我和朋友一边买一边说他像猫王,他听见我们在说他,就问我们说什幺,我想了半天："king of miao--miao(喵喵)"
8, the last in foreign countries, in the street to see a handsome guy to do cakes sold, I and my friends to buy the side of the side that he, like Elvis Presley, he heard us talking about him and asked what we say, I think for a long time: "king of miaomiao (Mew Mew) "
9、宿舍女友与网友通上话了那头显然很兴奋:喂,我是王小亮,你猜我是谁?晕倒不起……
9, dormitories User pass on his girlfriend with the words of Wang Dan's light was obviously very excited about: Hello, I am Wang Xiaoliang, can you guess who I am? Collapsed and can not afford ... ...
10、一日,班长通知星期六要做什幺来着(那周事情多),完了我同桌猛摇我手臂：快,告诉我,星期六是礼拜几?...
10 a day, squad leader what to do on Saturday to the notice (which weeks with so much), I finished my arm at the same table Meng Yao: fast, told me that Saturday is a few weeks? ...
11、中学的时候,期中考试语文试卷,文言文翻译"苛政猛于虎也",偶翻译成"兇猛的苛捐杂税,比老师还要兇猛啊!"发现卷子来才发现汗啊！班主任画了个硕大的红圈,在"老师"两个字上! 那个题一共2分,扣了我5分!
11, middle school, mid-term examination language papers, classical Chinese translation of "tyranny is fiercer than a tiger also", even translated as "ferocious exorbitant taxes and levies, than their teachers but also fierce ah!" Discovery examination paper to discover that Khan, ah! The class teacher drew a huge red circle in the "teacher" and the word on! That title a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes of my deduction!
12、停电了,我爸手机还充着点,他举着蜡烛找东西,我问他你找什幺,他说怎幺充电时的那个绿灯不见了?
12, power outages, and my dad cell phone is also filling the point, he was holding a candle to find things, I asked him what you are looking for, how he said that when charging the green light disappeared?
13、我们学校食堂的饭分软饭和比较硬的饭.有天在食堂我前面的一男生经过认真思考之后说了一句话：还是吃软饭算了...
13, our school canteens rice sub-soft-hard rice and more rice. there are days in the cafeteria in front of me one boy said, after careful thought, after a words: Also
